泡妞大宗师 作者:嚣张农民

    二年级教室内，全部学生的兴趣都被鹰树冠老师的一句话勾起来了，都支起耳朵，热切地看着他。<－

    可见，鹰树冠老师是一个很厉害的老师，有几把刷子。

    他炯炯有神的目光缓缓扫视着众人，提高声音说：“到底什么是神通呢”

    “翻江倒海，毁天灭地，摘星捉月这些是神通。”张东主动回答。

    “哈哈哈”<h1><h1>

    所有同学都忍不住笑了。

    鹰树冠老师把目光移动到张东脸上，笑吟吟说：“神通就是一种恐怖的能力，出人想象的能力，仿佛神灵才能具备。你说的这些虽然也是神通，但却是恐怖大神通，没有修炼到泡妞祖师是施展不了的。今天，我们只是探讨小神通，什么又是小神通呢”

    顿了顿，见没有同学主动回答，便继续笑着说：“小神通其实就是天地规则的应用，我们每个人都能够运用，比如，刚才张东同学把金之道天地规则加持在身上，让自己的躯体变得比精钢还要硬，一个人就打败了一百多个同学，甚至他还把金之道的天地规则加持在舌头和嘴唇上，让我们的小魔女都咬不动。

    “咯咯咯”

    全部男同学都脸色尴尬，全部女同学都花枝乱颤娇笑起来，老师太风趣了，竟然打这样的比喻。

    “所以，神通无处不在，只要活灵活现运用神通，我们的战斗力就能够大大提升。”鹰树冠老师说到这里，张嘴吐出了一朵白云，只有拳头那么大，雪白如同棉絮，在空中轻轻地漂浮。

    所有同学包括张东都瞪大眼睛看着这一朵白云，脸上全是震撼之色，因为他们现，这朵白云竟然是由空之道的天地规则组成，而天地规则比头丝还要细小很多倍，组合这么一朵白云将不知要多少空之道的天地规则。

    “这朵白云就是神通，而且是我们必须掌握的神通之一。”鹰树冠老师微笑着说，“我们的祖师孙悟空，他的筋斗云无比快，就是用空之道的天地规则组合而成，能让他瞬间去到几百万公里之外”

    “筋斗云”不仅仅张东，全部同学都脸上浮出神往之色，眼眸中全是灼热，这样由天地规则组合出来的宝物，或许比法宝更加实用。

    “你们应该还知道，孙悟空还拥有一根可大可小可以放到耳孔内的金箍棒，那也是神通，是用金之道的天地规则组合而成，无坚不摧，大时如山岳，高高耸入云天，小时就是一根绣花针。”鹰树冠老师用诱惑的语气说。

    全部同学个个心驰神往，脸红耳赤，对孙悟空的强大是无比的钦佩和崇拜。

    “只要把空之道的天地规则加持在自己身上，那样我们就能凭空飞翔，加持在翅膀上，就能提升飞翔度。我们相信，如果孙悟空不弄一朵筋斗云，把空之道的天地规则加持在身上，他也能瞬间飞到几百万公里之外，但是他为何要弄一朵闻名天下的筋斗云出来，是不是多此一举呢”鹰树冠老师循循善诱说。

    所有的同学的脸上浮出了思索之色，就连张东也是思考起来。

    过了一会，坐在张东右边，那个名叫鹰青青的美女袅娜地站起身，认真地说：“老师，不是多此一举，因为用空之道的天地规则构成一朵白云，人站在上面飞翔，是格外的帅气，格外的潇洒，甚至，还能够让朋友站在上面，一起腾云驾雾，很方便，很实用。”

    鹰树冠老师脸上浮出了怪异的笑容，说：“鹰青青同学说得很有趣。还有另外的同学要补充吗”

    “老师，我觉得筋斗云是孙悟空无聊的时候弄出来的，方便实用都和筋斗云无关，他那样的高手，要带人而飞太容易了，甚至他可以把空间规则加持在别人身上，让其可以凭空飞翔”一个男生反驳说。

    “老师，我觉得孙悟空炼制筋斗云就是为了泡美女的，这样带美女腾云驾雾在空中飞翔，有白云做掩护，那做那爱做的事情的时候，就不愁被人看到了”另外一个男生说。

    “哈哈哈”

    “咯咯咯”<h1><h1>

    不管是男生还是女生都狂笑起来，这个男生名叫鹰笑笑，最喜欢插科打诨，说的话能够笑死人，现在他一言，果然是语不惊人死不休。

    就连张东都是目瞪口呆瞠目结舌，人才，真是人才啊，竟然能够把筋斗云说成是泡妞的工具。

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    ≈x201c;≈x592a;≈x597d;≈x4e86;≈x2026;≈x2026;≈x201d;≈x6240;≈x6709;≈x540c;≈x5b66;≈x90d;≈x6765;≈x4e86;≈x5174;≈x8da3;≈x0c;≈x6c0;≈x52a8;≈x5730;≈x6b22;≈x547c;≈x8d77;≈x6765;≈x3002;<dd>